hello if you want a chat, i would be happy
to. i am also geordie, but lived in Australia
for a long time.I also wear a uniform, anyway
if your interested get back to me
An elderly man had owned a large farm for
years.
He had a large lake at the back with lots of
fruit trees.
The lake was ideal for swimming, although he
rarely did
that anymore.
One lovely sunny day he decided to go down to
the lake
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look
it over. He
took a bucket with him to bring back some
fruit. As he
neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was six
young women
skinny-dipping, he made them aware of his
presence and
they all went to a deep part of the lake to
hide their modesty.
One of the women shouted ! ! to him, 'We're
not coming out
until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here
to watch
you ladies swim naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
feed the alligator.'
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