Well I had a woman hassling me to go to
Dumfries with her last Christmas eve...I
didna even know her from adam..errr! I did
cos he's a bloke and that helped...anyway she
was off her headski on some existing stressor
but did not elaborate what it was!
No way I'm going to flooking dum fries to
find that out on my holidays...in it!
They be no humps in Dumfries littlemiss as
you know, but I think given the chance...a
pounding is enevitable...and I think that's
why it's so flat, they be some pounding going
on down there oi tell thee!