get a used tolet roll tube,cut up a bit of
rug to insert inside the tube ,grease the
inside up,look at kelly's profile pictures
and bash away.that's what i do to ease the
boredom.
Go to yodelling classes or something..it's ok
if your crap at it but you will laugh your
ass off at some of the attempts! but maybe
not at this time of night...it could pliss
the neighbours off.