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*~Wise or Witty~*

 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:04:14
Add your fav Quote for the day

"A friend is someone who allows you distance,
but is never far away"

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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:06:23
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines.
- David Brent
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
_mushy_
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:16:30
a problem shared is a problem doubled !!!
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
_mushy_
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:17:51
never eat yellow snow !
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
senor_rojo
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:19:48
my fingers went thru the toilet paper today
when i was wiping my botty and i cant kick
the habit of biting my nails
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:19:57
"opinions are like a$$holes......everybody
has one"
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:21:02
OMH rojo that was nasty!!
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
_mushy_
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:21:36
men are like parking spaces ... all the good
1ns are taken and the rest are disabled !!!
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
pete_lancs
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 15:27:20
I have a sign in my office which reads...

Out of the gloom a voice said unto me,
"Smile and be happy, things could be worse",
So I smiled and was happy,
And behold, things did get worse.
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
lola_rocknrolla
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 17:01:41
u can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
kadanski13
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 17:04:54
you cant teach an old dog new
tricks.....right kells
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 18:42:23
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some
abuse the privilege.
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 18:43:16
If you think things can't get worse it's
probably only because you lack sufficient
imagination.
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
ivana_tinkle
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 20:57:48
the best way to a mans heart
is...........................................
.............................................
.............................................
....................straight through the back
with a pick axe
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-08-15
Time: 21:34:48
OUCH! that was harsh........
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
vogueembers
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 06:39:42
We rise to ego by being insecure
The advice we go desperately searching for
The subconscious effort to support our
paramour To engage in denial, to admit we're
immature - Lauryn Hill
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
the_gate_keeper
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 06:54:47
never trust yourself in a room with me
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
web_master
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 06:55:17
Hi,"Destiny is not a matter of change, it is
a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be
waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."

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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
sparkle_dust1990
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 08:56:03
The future belongs to those who believe in
the beauty of their dreams
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
the_gate_keeper
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 08:59:02
two women are better than one
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
sparkle_dust1990
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 08:59:35
Lol ^
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
sparkle_dust1990
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:00:25
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a
comedy for those who think
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
dunc4
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:00:33
you can't polish a turd
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
the_gate_keeper
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:01:23
women should be seen and felt , but never
heard
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
sparkle_dust1990
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:02:15
^

I don't think so GK
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
the_gate_keeper
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:04:06
womens place is in the kitchen
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
sparkle_dust1990
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:05:10
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
the_gate_keeper
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:09:15
I know....

I'm only saying it , to annoy you lot...

so your get all feisty with me , and then
I'll pounce ...

like a jaguar on it's prey
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
sparkle_dust1990
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:11:22
That's what I was thinking Dee...
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
dunc4
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 09:13:53
lmao
i'm off,need a shower,tc cyberites an
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
amathist
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 15:32:18
men are like tyres
it never hurts to have a spare!!
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
amathist
Date: 2008-08-23
Time: 15:33:52
what goes around,
comes around.
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
xxshaunaxx
Date: 2008-10-28
Time: 06:21:07
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk!
Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And
tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still
be ugly.
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
doll_faced_barbie_girl
Date: 2008-11-18
Time: 20:13:46
men are like fry ups because they make you
feel good at the time but then they make you
feel bad!
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-11-19
Time: 10:22:03
Those who matter, don't mind, and those who
mind, don't matter...
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Re: *~Wise or Witty~*
 
b055
Date: 2008-11-24
Time: 22:21:43
"what happens happens for the best"
even thoguh you might not realise it
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