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Trousers...

 
sawneybean
Date: 2008-08-19
Time: 21:08:12
There's this bloke down our pub and he's fat.
I mean FAT. He wears trousers with a belt (no
braces.) If you liken his mid-section to the
Earth the belt goes roughly round his
Antarctic Circle. I don't know how that stays
up.

I see some young kids sometimes, teenagers or
thereabouts, and they wear their trousers
halfway down their @rses so you can see about
eight inches of manky undergarment or sweaty
cleavage. How do they stay up?

Has the law of gravity changed or
something?
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denisejo
Date: 2008-08-19
Time: 21:11:13
I often thin the same
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_mushy_
Date: 2008-08-19
Time: 21:12:49
lol ive never tryed it maybe they got sticky
tape on them ?
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zogzog
Date: 2008-08-19
Time: 21:13:24
perhaps its Velcro?
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-08-19
Time: 21:39:11
(I’m getting annoyed. I keep losing my
connection. I’ve tried 4 times to post…)

Good point Foxy – They’re keeping their kecks
up by their own gravitational pull.

But what about the young blokes who aren’t
fat? Maybe it’s Zog’s Velcro idea. Or maybe
today’s kids are a bit mucky round the nether
regions and the troos just stick…
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-08-19
Time: 21:46:25
This idea of personal gravitational
pull...Does anyone feel drawn to fat people?
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-08-20
Time: 00:29:26
I have seen two fat blokes' trousers fall
down, btw...
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fsm
Date: 2008-08-20
Time: 01:15:16
You got me, It defies logic and gravity
Kids today think braces are what stops your
teeth falling out
My son's 14 and he has the "Habit"
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 01:54:25
Today I was at Bedford and there was a bloke
there, I'd guess mid-40s and chubby, with his
trousers so low round his arris you could see
a good 5 inches of flabby, hairy bum
cleavage.

I wanted to puke...

Could he have thought he looked 'cool'?
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suze
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 07:17:51
a length of double sided t!t tape at the
required height ought to hold a guys strides
in place

he will prolly have to put up with a
synthetic wax job before he goes to bed

mind u a few pints before hand should dull
the pain

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apapa
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 11:48:46
FSM, your son's a nun?

I saw a guy in the bus station (yes, even I
do public transport)yesterday and his jeans
were that far down his ers that his boers
were out completely. Everyone in the bus
station was laughing at him as he passed by.

Also wtf is it with these jeans, the kind of
a wee bit baggy ones then they go tight at
the ankles? like harem pants (so 80's) I
thought it was MC Hammers wee brother when I
first saw them. mingin
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angellove
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 11:58:38
You guys have a great point on the
trousers....Is becoming a danger to culture.
I never seen so much skin ( and I don't mean
it in a good way) expose before. Is not just
the big boys but the girls are worse. I have
seen Big Fat Girls that wear less close than
I do and they go out like that in public. It
should be a law against wearng clothing that
does not fit you....
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apapa
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 11:59:48
I'd be fcuked then
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angellove
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 12:21:34
Sorry Apapa. No mean to insult any one...
Just adding to the post. Sorry again...
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-10-29
Time: 23:09:04
And big gals shouldn't wear those tight
stretchy trousers with polka-dots. They may
be polka-dots round the ankles but they're
tennis b@lls across the erse...
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talullamay
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 01:14:27
pmsl @ sawney. i hate to see mens arses
hanging out it isnt a pretty site.!
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 01:30:18
That's right, Tallula, but it's the same with
size 16 women squeezing into size 10 or 12
trousers and short tops. They have that extra
ring of fat round the waist. What a turn
off...
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talullamay
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 01:40:48
agreed sawney they look ridculous if your a
size 14 wear your correct size wouldnt look
half as big. its just so stupid its called no
taste i think. plus i dont belive all men
like skinny girls nice curves wont ever go
out of fashion.
when i was younger i was a size 8 & always
wanted to be more curvey. now i have had my
children im a size 12 with nice curves so my
husband tells me lol well he would wouldnt
he? lol...
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 02:00:54
Wearing the appropriate size certainly looks
better than squeezing into something. Surely
it must be more comfortable, too...
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talullamay
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 19:17:24
Your correct sawney & some of the clothing
for females is so unomfortable to start with.
not that i wear anything that isnt
comfortable been there done that wont be
doing it again lol.
But get what your saying some ppl squeeze
into a size 10 just so they can say this is a
size 10.....but to ppl looking at the state
of them are thinking yeah ok right & im
giving a million quid away next week. why
they think they look good is beyond me.
surely just being you should be enough?!
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apapa
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 21:53:56
My thes are not tight and actually fit me
very well. I get my dresses from Millets.
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sawneybean
Date: 2008-10-30
Time: 23:10:51
Paps; I have this mental picture of you as
sylph-like and gamine, not size 26 wearing a
tent (and not an owd dog with a carrot up
it's erse...
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