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18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 01:57:48 		Right. Apparently theres 18 days before I
pop. Will I do it on time? Or will I have to
have a crochet hook up my wang chung to get
the little parasite out?
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Re: 18 Days
 
zogzog
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 01:58:50 		we could have a guess the date competition!
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 01:59:39 		Thats kinda the idea.
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Re: 18 Days
 
zogzog
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 02:01:08 		I reckon it will be with in 2 hours of the
predicted time!
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Re: 18 Days
 
zogzog
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 02:01:38 		whats the prize?
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 02:06:17 		I have a gash like a hippos yawn so I might
not even notice it falling out.
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Re: 18 Days
 
zogzog
Date: 2008-09-24
Time: 02:07:06 		lol- you are in fine poetic flow this evening
Apapa!
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-09-25
Time: 11:13:47 		I got stuck in my bed last night. My erm,
pubic bone feels like its about to split in
half and I waddle.
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Re: 18 Days
 
x_sparky_x
Date: 2008-09-30
Time: 19:23:28 		lol @ posts in this thread

I'm gonna guess the 15th...
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-09-30
Time: 22:47:25 		Well it all dropped about 4 or 5 inches today
so it might be sooner rather than later.

Or not
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-09-30
Time: 22:52:40 		No, I can definately say it was not how it
happened. The glove was still in the bedside
drawer.....
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-06
Time: 23:33:37 		Denny, unless something happens at lightning
speed in the next 22 minutes I think you can
guess again.

It's my third. Apparently 3 is the new 2.

5 days now. Got the home birth pack, the
torch, the hot water bottle, plastic sheets
on the bed and theres biscuits overflowing in
my kitchen.
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Re: 18 Days
 
sawneybean
Date: 2008-10-06
Time: 23:37:02 		I'll go for May 48th...
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-07
Time: 13:11:58 		And hopefully not 18 pounder
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-11
Time: 18:54:03 		damnit get it out.
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Re: 18 Days
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-10-11
Time: 18:59:13 		apapa:Best a luck .
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Re: 18 Days
 
gipsy_mig
Date: 2008-10-11
Time: 19:15:19 		well lets put it this way

He/She will be here before Christmas
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Re: 18 Days
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-11
Time: 19:37:05 		Before Christmas lol

I think Tuesday.

Thank God it isn't Parcelforce who are
delivering it or it wouldn't arrive at all.
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Re: 18 Days
 
gipsy_mig
Date: 2008-10-11
Time: 22:26:36 		apapa you should know by now enjoy your
peace
once little ones here Bye bye full nights
sleep
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-12
Time: 11:35:13 		Still not here.

I can't "nest" cos my mums already scrubbed
the house from top to bottom and upside down
again.

Curry's not budged it, although I reckon I've
lost about half a stone.

I want it out so I can get its passport and
visa and get back to my other kids and man
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Re: 18 Days
 
nickesaurus_rex
Date: 2008-10-12
Time: 11:47:38 		ello apapa, long time no speaky lol,
i've not been on fer ages so didnt even know
you were up the duff!
how long have you got now?
i ate loads of chilli sauce and went for a
long walk to help no.2 decide to come out,
have you tried raspberry leaf tea? it helps
with contractions. i'm sending you some
flexy-flange vibes hehe
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-12
Time: 18:11:35 		just had a 2 hour walkabout.

It's araldited in there, I swear it!
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Re: 18 Days
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 18:40:48 		Any news?

18 days has come and gone...
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Re: 18 Days
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 18:42:34 		I predicted Tuesday so here's hoping.

Eat some more curry please.

Maybe a spicier one.
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Re: 18 Days
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 18:44:28 		24th of October. And weight of baby...7lbs
8ozs.
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Re: 18 Days
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 18:46:25 		That's ages away

Poor Apapa.

Better get a vindaloo ASAP.
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Re: 18 Days
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 18:47:54 		Baby will come when he or she is ready Chris.
I cut the cord of my friends baby,was a
wonderful thing to watch.
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Re: 18 Days
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 18:53:43 		Oh, being squeemish I don't think I'd want to
see a birth or cut the cord, ewwwy!

Cute babies but not when they're fresh. Urgh

All blood and ickyness!
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-13
Time: 20:13:49 		And lets not talk about the smell of a baby.
OMG how much does giving birth STINK??

Just had another curry.

Lets hope it is 7lb something. The doc
predicted 8 and a half lb.

Maybe tomorrow eh?
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-14
Time: 21:27:07 		Me too.
I'm sending in the bailiffs to evict the wee
squatter.
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Re: 18 Days
 
lola_rocknrolla
Date: 2008-10-14
Time: 21:32:48 		i'll send u doon some turkish delight to sook
on. forget the ice cubes.


oh, and I predict it'll be this weekend
saturday at about 2pm.
and it'll be a 9 pounder
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 20:30:27 		Tuesday's been and gone.

Think Lola might be closer to the mark.
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Re: 18 Days
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 20:38:12 		Insider info she has

Thank God you aint a baker Apapa. The bun
should have come out by now fgs.
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Re: 18 Days
 
web_master
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 20:43:36 		What is your expected date Apapa....?
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 20:49:53 		6 flippin days ago
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Re: 18 Days
 
web_master
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 20:52:33 		So your having a boy.....

It will arrive on sunday night....

Between 11pm and 6am......

And weight will be 8lb 12.....
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Re: 18 Days
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 21:36:27 		apapa: PUSHHH PUSSH. Dont forget to breath
.
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Re: 18 Days
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-10-16
Time: 21:48:23 		Nah Monday all hours in the morning. Heed
like a beach baw and ripped open . In a
wheelchair for a week lol .
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Re: 18 Days
 
apapa
Date: 2008-10-17
Time: 15:33:48 		LLF
was last night at 2.12am
Wee lass
just grazed, no tears.
ner ner ner ner ner

Who's for a slice of celebratorial placenta
then??
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