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lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 21:51:38
Is a real medical term



The medical term for itchy bottom is
'pruritus ani'. Itchy bottom is characterised
by a very strong urge to scratch the skin
around the anus.

Itchy bottom is a symptom, rather than a
specific condition. Many cases of itchy
bottom have an underlying cause, such as a
bacterial infection or a skin condition like
eczema. However, not all cases of itchy
bottom have an identifiable cause.

Whether the cause of your itchy bottom can be
identified or not, the symptoms can normally
be effectively treated.
How common is itchy bottom?

Itchy bottom is a common problem.

Approximately 5% of people in the UK
experience itchy bottom. It is four times
more common in men than in women. Itchy
bottom can affect any age group, but is most
common in people who are 40-70 years of age.
(nhs 2008)
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 21:53:06
Eww

Might explain why so many have faecal
bacteria on their hands.

URGH!!
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 21:53:54
lol
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 21:55:57
Self-care

As well as keeping your bottom clean and dry,
there are a number of steps you can take to
help keep your itchy bottom symptoms
controlled. You should:

* use plain, non-coloured toilet tissue,
* bath or shower daily,
* wear loose cotton underwear,
* change your underwear daily,
* only put on underwear when your bottom
is completely dry,
* avoid using scented soaps, bubble bath,
perfumes or powders around your anus,
* keep your fingernails short (to limit
the damage you do by scratching), and
* wear cotton gloves when you sleep, so
if you itch, you cause less damage to the
skin.

Although it may be difficult, try not to
scratch your bottom. Scratching the area will
usually only make your symptoms worse, and
will increase your urge to itch. (NHS)


^^^lol
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
Mumi_Of_2
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 21:57:39
You people have some serious bloody
issues...

Erectile Disfunction, Itchy Bottom and
Premature Ejaculation! Whats next...
Constipation? Herpes?

Lmao
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:07:15
How do they know it's 5%?

Do people really go to their doctors and
reveal this rather nasty problem.

It's just gross.

I'm going to insist that the people who touch
my food in the greasy spoon put on latex
gloves before doing so from now on.

You've grossed me out Ms Lockett
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:22:55
You can get a itchy bum when you have piles
or thread worms.
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:24:21
thread worms?

The internet equivalent of the bookworm
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
samswithme
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:27:10
ok lucy after reading this thread you started
its making my bum fell itchy can you scratch
it for me plz lol
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:29:36
There little white worms,that live in your
bowel i think and at night they come out and
lay there eggs outside the bum,hence why your
bot gets so itcy. If someone in your family
as them the whole lot of the family has to be
treated. with this powered drink.
How i no this my friends little girl caught
them at school.
Itchy things they are.
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:31:13
oh and another thing,when you pass the brown
thing down the loo,if you have thread worms
you can see them wriggling about.

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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:32:52
Theres nothing worse when your in company and
have a tight pair of pants on,and your bot
gets a mega itch. god so bad
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:34:05
pmsl at kelly ahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:39:16
LOL hahahah well i wouldnt be one of them,im
discrete i would go and do it in private
or suffer.
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:40:30
same way i wouldnt do a pump infront of a guy
i leave the room
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:45:30
I can hand on heart say,ive never let a pump
off infront of a guy, i just wouldnt do
it.Ive had to leg it to tiolet thou
i wouldnt like a guy
dropping them infront of me either.
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:49:37
And on that note im off 4 the 3 SSS




SHOWER







SCRATCH







SLEEP







I BID YOU NIGHT NIGHT ALL





















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Re: Itchy bottom
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:02:10
"when you pass the brown
thing down the loo,if you have thread worms
you can see them wriggling about."

No way

Can't you get treatment for that?

Maybe we should just kiss and hug till you
get the all clear.
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
samswithme
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:08:13
omg i have never had these things thought ya
was kidding maybe its a u.k. thing going to
have night mares about worms in my bum lol
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:11:14
it may be a case that ya arse is itchy s its
matted with dry doddy's
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:15:01
try a curry mate 24 hrs later it eats its way
through all that matting
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:19:21
thers nowt worse than a massive doddy stuck
to every hair on ya arse an ya have to rip
the bu@ger off, yeah defo curry it works
wonders
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:21:29
holy crap I didn't expect ya all to go into
personal anal itch issues


OI Chris I was only stating NHS facts... but
yup it seems many do go to the GP with anal
irritations, you should read the itch ass
diagnosis and treatment
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:23:59
oh gawd
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:26:10
yeah but its when ya pick ya nose and ya dont
know thers some stuck under ya nail
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:29:04
clinkers lol i aint heard that word 4 ages u
r defo yorkshire u kell lol
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:34:01
no prob lashes, i will have to make most of
it, last time on here on friday
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-27
Time: 23:47:53
lol ^^^

holy crap, I forgot about this thread
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-11-01
Time: 21:47:05
I once seen a dog when i was out on my bike
in the park have a doo doo and there was
worms in it i just seemed to
look at the wrong time
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
madoc
Date: 2008-11-01
Time: 21:50:53
talk about getting to the bottom of the
matter.
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Re: Itchy bottom
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-11-01
Time: 21:51:20
It was pleasant site ewwwwww horrid infact.

i worm my cats often, i couldnt have them
with a itchy bottom
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