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lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:02:34
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Constipation is a very common condition that
affects people of all ages. When you are
constipated, you feel that you are not
passing stools (faeces) as often as you
normally do, or that you have to strain more
than usual, or that you are unable to
completely empty your bowels. Constipation
can also cause your stools to be unusually
hard, lumpy, large, or small.

The severity of constipation can vary
greatly. Many people only experience
constipation for a short period of time, with
no lasting effects on their health.

For others, constipation can be a chronic
(long-term) condition which causes
significant pain and discomfort. Chronic
constipation can also lead to complications,
such as faecal impaction (where dry, hard
stools collect in your rectum) or faecal
incontinence (where you involuntarily leak
liquid stools around solid impacted stools).

The treatment for constipation is usually
very effective, although in some cases it can
take several months before a regular bowel
pattern is re-established.

Constipation affects twice as many women than
men, and is more common in the elderly.
Approximately 40% of pregnant women also
experience constipation during their
pregnancy.
(NHS)
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:05:56
I will never forget your thread kels
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Re: Constipation
 
Mumi_Of_2
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:07:40
Lmfao cheers for that hun.... much
appreciated cowbag lol
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Re: Constipation
 
samswithme
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 22:20:53
lucy,lucy lucy pmsfl you must have been
really bored today baby
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:14:59
Abi called me a cow bag thats it lass
the next brummy thread is gunna be thrush or
haemorrhoids


aye steve can ya tell
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Re: Constipation
 
chris20
Status: Admin
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:16:45
Cowbag lol

"Constipation affects twice as many women
than
men"

That explains why women are usually full
of [censored]!
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:18:14
chris ya cheeky (censored)er
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Re: Constipation
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:21:25 Edited by:chris20
thats why italy has so much constipation



its shaped like a boot





























ya cant fit that much poo in a sandle
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Re: Constipation
 
innerspace
Date: 2008-10-21
Time: 23:24:47
never suffered with it, i eat too many currys
thats the secret, geeeeee i hoep they got
good curry houses in vancouver, does anyone
know, i will be bu@@erd if not
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Re: Constipation
 
gordonpears
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 07:56:50
Thanks for the info.and was extremely
interested about what was being said about
constipation.
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 09:13:03
was it, I thought it was very anal
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Re: Constipation
 
web_master
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 15:04:24
It's awful when you cant poo.....

And when you push........

its like firing out pellets....
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Re: Constipation
 
moijo1
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 15:09:44
still talking shhrit lucy? lol

i wish i was constipated......got any advice
lass?
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Re: Constipation
 
web_master
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 15:11:40
Yes,Use a tampax.....

if you have the runners.....

Stick one up your rectum...
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Re: Constipation
 
moijo1
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 15:16:26
thought you were a bloke.....i said lass

tampax r spot on for nose bleeds too lol
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Re: Constipation
 
web_master
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 15:18:58
I know....

I have used them...

For when my nose has been broken....
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-23
Time: 15:24:49
eat lots of eggs and nuts, will bung ya up in
nee time hinny
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sparky_x
Date: 2008-10-24
Time: 21:09:40
@ this thread
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Re: Constipation
 
lilsamyx
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 00:45:04
dog
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Re: Constipation
 
lilsamyx
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 00:46:08
u chat [censored]
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 00:54:53
nice
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:11:33
lucy that some 15 year olds for ya ^^^^ lol
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:16:35
I know typical obnoxious teenager
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:17:38
lol
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:19:26
and u speak from experience then jolly? lol
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:22:42
ive tried alsorts nothing works on me lol
just let nature take its course lol

omg im taking sh!t or not to sh!t that is the
question lol
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:26:26
cheers jolly lol

and if all else fails just drink beer then
u'll sh!t through an eye of a needle as they
say
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:30:53
wot u have never heard of sh!t through an eye
of a needle?
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:36:39
well jolly people say it for wen u have the
errmmm how do i put it

the trotts!

but seen as this is for constipation im just
saying that if i was bad with constipation id
just hit the beer and get the sh!ts lol see
there is no inbetween for me

another thing am i showing my age with that
needle saying
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Re: Constipation
 
x_sweet_pea_x
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 01:44:26
young omg jolly ur my bestest friend for
saying that! lol

still feel old

ne way of to bed noe so night all
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 14:27:33
says the man with the name of KAK v v XX
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Re: Constipation
 
moijo1
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 14:32:21
hahaha
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Re: Constipation
 
steve6561
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 18:13:18
i love a good hard poo......think i may be
gay !
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 18:27:10
omg steve lol
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Re: Constipation
 
lucylockett
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 19:01:42
ewwwww
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Re: Constipation
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Status: Validator
Date: 2008-10-26
Time: 19:46:15
Constipation i hate getting, sore bum isnt
very nice
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