i once went to the chemist to get some drops
for hardened earwax and the girl handed me a
tube of anusol.... i asked if i'd need to
squeeze the tube really hard to get it all
the way up to my ears..
but i realised that all those dodgy pics on
the net with folk sticking funnels up their
rumps aren't perverts at all, they're hard of
hearing..
den, that reminds me of the 2 sperm on the
way to the fallopian tubes. One says to the
other
"This is taking ages, how far have we to
go?"
The other checks his map and says
"Ages yet, weve only just passed the
tonsils!"
since people inject collagen into their
faces, which is obtained from dead humans and
botox, which is a very deadly poison, I don't
suppose putting haemorrhoid cream on your
face is that bad.
true Lola but it's just the thought of
smearing cream all over your face that is
aimed for your anus, slightly off putting,
would still love to know how somebody found
it can reduce baggy eyes, maybe a rim too
far?
1: To be a nark is to be someone that will
report any misbehaving to a higher authority
like the police, parents and teachers.
2: To nark, or to nark someone out is the
action of reporting the misbehavior; also
called narking.
3: To be narked is, obviously, the past tense
of narking.
1: The other day I was taking some snoops and
that nark ratted out on me!
2: I am so going to nark him for smoking that
weed.
3: That [censored] narked me out the other
day for smoking the weed!
A long time ago Nark (also spelt narc or
narq) referred to narcotics officers working
undercover. When the undercover officer
reported his findings to whoever he was
working for, he was "narking" on his druggy
friends.
the word is NARC as in one of those people
who look really young that the cops put in
schools as a fake student who busts people
for NARCotics
slang in terms of someone who told on you
"Dude,*inhales smoke* did you hear Jonny was
a Narc?"
"No way man, I guess i shouldnt have sold
those drugs to him"
informer, someone who has got their nose into
your business. Romany word 'naak' means nose.
Not to be confused with the later American
word with similar meaning which is an
abbreviation for 'Narcotics Agent'
A coppers's nark ..
1. noun-- Australian term -- one who
complains and spoils other people's
enjoyment
2. verb-- British term -- to annoy someone or
spoil their enjoyment
1. That nark really put a damper on this
message board. We can't discuss anything
without him starting an argument.
2. Stop narking around this board or I'll
report you!
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