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chaz73
Status: Moderator
Date:
2010-03-12
Time: 11:01:35
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Murphy hates his wifes cat so much he drives
to the next town and dumps it. When he gets
home its there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it,
when he gets home, its there again.
So next day he drives to the other side of
the country and dumps it, six hours later he
rings his wife and asks “Is the cat home?”
“yes why” asks the wife
“Put the git on the phone , I’m bloody lost”
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Re: Cats .... |
beaver12
Date:
2010-03-13
Time: 13:04:24
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Cats are OK just wish they would not keep
digging in my planters,and flower
boarders,and digging up young plants when iv
just put them in. On a lighter note i get
on very well with the local moggies,even my
pooch does,and one often helps itself to his
dinner and he lets
it.    Good joke by the way
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Re: Cats .... |
juxtoppose
Date:
2010-03-13
Time: 15:48:56
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Dont you realise the moggie hoards are
watching you from the bushes, biding their
time , plotting your doom.
Your dog knows their there, thats why its too
scared to chase away the scout they sent in
to probe your defences. |
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Re: Cats .... |
beaver12
Date:
2010-03-13
Time: 20:54:57
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I have foxes hiding in the bushes as well as
the cats,jux,we play peep pa Boo,and my
defencive are well in order if things get out
of hand,the pooch is laid back yes but he
lets them know when they go to far with him
no worries my son. |
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Re: Cats .... |
beaver12
Date:
2010-03-13
Time: 21:13:58
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Warning Heard jux,will set trip wires with
c4,get mi night vision goggles on and rock n
Roll son.Got some stuff from
Wilcos suppose to deter them sprinkle that
down see if that does the trick.lol |
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